- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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