- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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