Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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