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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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