- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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