- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

A blonde dies Lololol

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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