An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

hey guys im gay

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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