What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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