- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Cripples are lame.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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