- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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