A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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civil rights

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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you see theres this guy.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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HURT

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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