- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

all these jokes are horrible now

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Your mom.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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