cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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i hate black people

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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My children are mistakes

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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