- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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