Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Blacks

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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