- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

kieran is a homosexual

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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