- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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