What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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