WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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