The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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