- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

whats gay and american? a gay american

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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