A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Anti Joke

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