- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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