- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

I <3 Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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