- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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