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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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whats black and large -me

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What is better than life? Nothing.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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