- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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