- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

I am a mime

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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