- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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