Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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