- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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