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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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