- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

A blonde dies Lololol

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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