- Anti Joke

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

there once was a black man who played basketball

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.