- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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