- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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