How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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