- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Chuck Norris.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

i like turtles

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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