- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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