An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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