What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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