Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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