Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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