- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

can you touch your toes? no

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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