- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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