What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Asian women drivers...

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Women's Rights..

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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