- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Eric is gay Ha

And you honored it I see :P

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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