- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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