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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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