What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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BIG MAC'S

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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knock knock who's there ?

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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