What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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