- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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