- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Tony Romo

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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