- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

what is red white and blue? the french flag

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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