- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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