Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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A sober Irish individual.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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