- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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