what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Women's Rights..

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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