Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Pickles are powerful

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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