Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

what is the world worst joke? this one

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Women's Rights

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Racial Equality

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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