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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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