- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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