vitamin c

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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