- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

How come anti jokes r funny

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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