- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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