What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

The Labour Party.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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