- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What page are you on The gay page.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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