- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

someone called someone else a frog

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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