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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.