Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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