There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Racial equality.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Who wants water? I do.

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aodhan hearty

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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