- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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