- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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