- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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