What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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