Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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bite me

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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