- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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