- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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