- Anti Joke

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Jimmy Saville

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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