Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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