- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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dat shoe shine tho

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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