- Anti Joke

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.