- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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