What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

My jeans

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

N-E Pats never cheated

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

I <3 Hitler

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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