what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

I Have a Black Friend

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

the WNBA.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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