- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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