Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

My jeans

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

brock has small hands for a small job

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Turkey Balls

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Anti Joke

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