- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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