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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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