Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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