- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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