What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Turkey Balls

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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