Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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