- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Im taking a shit right now.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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