Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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God is real.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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