- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Nan, that is all.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

A young baby died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

kennah campion... being nice

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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