Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Maths.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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