- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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