- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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