- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Phew... it's gone.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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