- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Im taking a shit right now.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A fat guy!

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

One, two, three, four and five

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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