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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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