- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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