A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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dallen loves penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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