- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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