- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Womans baksetball...

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