Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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