Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Roses are red, yup.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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