Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A guy at a baseball game....

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