How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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