- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

here's a joke... the american education society

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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