A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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