- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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