- Anti Joke

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

My three children are three big mistakes.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Walnut

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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