- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

like most people my age. im 27

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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