- Anti Joke

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Knock knock, COME IN!

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Roses are red, yup.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both