I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Horse.

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Anti Joke

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