- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

The Morman Religion.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

nothing

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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