- Anti Joke

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.