A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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