- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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