- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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