- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A bar walks into a man

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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