- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Racial equality.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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