- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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