tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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