I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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