- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Get up Look in the mirror

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A women left the kitchen.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

you dint have to be a jew matt

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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