The diamond one below is hilarious.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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