What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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