- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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