- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

whats white jizz

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Adam Chebali is awesome

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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