- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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