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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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