- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Where's my tractor?

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What is green and slow Grass.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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