What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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