- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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