- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Obama lin Baden.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

my penis

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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