- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

All of these jokes are about white people

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