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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Robin, get in the car, please.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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