- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

the NAACP

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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