- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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