Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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