- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Gay rights.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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