- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

1+2 = 6

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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