- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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