10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

poopy is poopy

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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