- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

quantum physics?

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

all these jokes are horrible now

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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