- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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