- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

an american walks out of a strip club.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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