- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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