Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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