How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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roak

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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FUCK YOU

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Anti Joke

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