What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A: Do you like it B: No

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

I'm Polish.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

hey hey apple

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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