Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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My peni s

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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