What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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