- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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