Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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guess what what ...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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a black man pays his child support

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^ That's not even funny ^

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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