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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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