What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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