- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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