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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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