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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

^ That's not even funny ^

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

My jeans

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

will you like this joke my sources say no

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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