Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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