whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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