- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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