Anyone can post anything.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

angelo snyder is not ga

call me maybe.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

I just drank a cola.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why do fat people commit suicide

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