- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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