- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Yanter, Look it up

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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