- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

will you like this joke my sources say no

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

My jeans

^ That's not even funny ^

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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