I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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