- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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