boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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