- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A gay man watches football.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Chuck Norris.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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