2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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