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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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human centipede

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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