- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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