What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Neither did she.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Dakota Fanning

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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