- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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