- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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