- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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