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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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