Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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gay pom...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why so serious ?

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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