How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Poop...

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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