- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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