Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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