- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

where's mom I killed her

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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