Hail Hitler

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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