- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

yolo your orange looks orange

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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