- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Women's rights.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What's up? Your time.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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