- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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