An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Women's Rights..

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