A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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