- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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