There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

there once was a chicken it was yellow

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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