- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Hail Hitler

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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