- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Once upon a time a was born

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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