Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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