- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

i committed murder

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock, knock. Come in.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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