- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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