- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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