- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Link ate ink to make him sink.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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