- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

i'm hard

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

I wrote a funny joke.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Chlamydia

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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