Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

One, two, three, four and five

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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