If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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WOw you have no life

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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