knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

You were born.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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