- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

nolan is gay

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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