whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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