A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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