What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Tall asians

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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