Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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