- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

I love alchohol!

What? Huh?

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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