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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

one stop shop

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Adam Chebali is awesome

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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