i wonder who made this website? a human

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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