- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

the sky is green no it is not

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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