- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

The New York Giants

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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