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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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