What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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