- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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