Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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