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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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