- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A house comes around the corner.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Yellow People !!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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