- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Potassium? K.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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