knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What hurts like hell? HELL

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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