- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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