- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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