Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

I asked her where you were.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

why do mexicans get made fun of

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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