- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Tunechi

Cripples are lame.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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