What do I hate? people

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

#Getweird

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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